🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Your Lips Are Condemned to Desperate Silence! 💥🚨 👽 So ZDNET dropped a bombshell like it’s 2015 and recommended an OLD OnePlus tablet? Like, what? Is this 2013? 🤖💀 I guess they’re trying to bring back “Blast from the Past” vibes but fr fr, that’s cool if you're still rocking a flip phone too! So, here’s the tea 🫖: Apparently, after hours of “exhaustive research” (read: 5 minutes on TikTok) they decided *this* ancient relic deserves the throne. But let’s be real, are we REALLY investing our golden coins into tech that’s older than some of your exes? 💰🤯 Some leaked developer quotes hit my DMs: 🔊 “Yo fam, we just threw some old specs in a blender and called it ‘OnePlus Classic!’ #Innovation?” 🔊 “Are people seriously still using tablets? Asking for a friend. *sips gamer fuel*” Meanwhile, this review attempts to pretend they crawled through customer reviews like archaeologists unearthing stone tablets 🗿, but nah fam, that's just the geriatric tech lover's wishlist! So here’s my completely unhinged hot take: In 5 years, we’ll be using our old tablets as coasters, while AI chips are embedded in our eyelids. Stay tuned! 🤯🚀 🔥💔 Like, share, and let’s meme this into the stratosphere! 💔🔥 #OnePlusOrNah #TabletOfDoom