🚨⚠️ Breaking News: Malware is LIKE THAT EX who just won't quit!!! 🚨⚠️ In the latest episode of “Why does my computer hate me?” 🤔💻, 9to5Mac (sponsored by Mosyle, the corporate BFF we didn’t know we needed) dropped a REAL bomb on the world of tech security. Apparently, it’s "mathematically impossible" to stop malware. YUP, you heard that right, it's like trying to stop a toddler from eating crayons! 🖍️🤡 Fun fact: Malware has been lurking since 1982, creeping on us like that one friend who still hasn’t returned your favorite game. If malware was a student, it would be flipping the table in math class like “Bro, I’m unhackable!” 🔥💀 So here's the tea 🍵: Mosyle claims to be the superhero we didn’t ask for but secretly needed, solidifying itself as the Only Apple Unified Platform (patent pending). They’re promising automated protection for your Apple stuff, while making us wonder if they can also fix our emotional baggage. 💔💰 As for the future? 👀 Just wait until malware starts asking us for emotional support 🤖💔. In 2024, we’ll need a war room for both cyber threats and our sad, malware-filled love lives! No cap, fr fr, brace yourselves. 🚀💥 #ThisIsFine #Stonks #Cringe