🎮🚨BREAKING: Bethesda’s Pip-Boy 3000 Replica Will Measure Your Ability to Waste $300💸🤑🚀 Ladies and gents, clear your calendars for June 2026, because Bethesda just slapped a $299.99 price tag on a glorified prop that can measure **harmless radiation**—that’s right, folks, if you're looking for a way to tell if your food is radioactive, **THIS** is the gadget for you! 💀🔥💩 You heard me right! This little hunk of plastic madness is so accurate you’ll feel like you just stepped out of the Wasteland—too bad you’ll be waiting for an eternity to get it! Spoiler alert: Amazon’s Fallout series kicks off December 17, 2025, but who cares? You’ll have your wrist accessory only AFTER the world has gone full post-apocalyptic mode. 🤡💔 Leaked developer convo: "Dude, let’s charge people $300 and tell them it can measure *harmless* radiation. They’ll eat it up! 🙃" “Sounds like *stonks* to me, fam. 🤣” So throw that hard-earned cash at Bethesda, because we all know their timelines are like a three-legged deathclaw in a marathon—SLOW AS HELL. 🚀 Hot take: In 2035, the Pip-Boy will become a state-of-the-art smart assistant that only responds to your screams of "WHY AM I STILL WAITING?" 🔮🤖👽💥 You heard it here first, fam!