🚨🚨 GATHER ‘ROUND FOLKS! 👀💥 Are we still building faster horses in 2023?! 🤦‍♂️🐴 Let’s take a moment to roast this situation like a marshmallow in a fire 🔥... because let’s face it – customer service is more lost than a kid in a corn maze! 🌽💀 So Henry Ford was like, "Look, if we asked people what they wanted, they’d want horses that run a little faster." 🤡📉 Yeah, that's nice, but what if we gave them DRONES instead? 🚁✨ Imagine the customer service reps flying in to save the day like "SUP, I BRING SOLUTIONS!" 💪 In the latest episode of “This Is Fine” 🐶💔, companies are still clinging to outdated systems like my grandma clings to her flip phone. 💔📞 You can’t just keep adding horsepower to a horse that’s been dead since the Great Depression. 💩🏇 #GetWithTheTimes Leaked Dev Quote: “Honestly, we’re just waiting for someone to suggest AI-powered therapy for our customers’ existential dread.” 🤖💭 Truth bomb right there, folks! 💣 Prediction: In 2025, customer service will be run entirely by sentient AIs who roast you harder than your high school friends! 🤖🔥 JUST *try* making a complaint then, buddy! 😂💀 So buckle up, because it’s about to get wild! 🚀💥👀 #BasedAndConfused