📢💀 Attention, vitamin-deficient peasants! Forget your overpriced supplements that promise the sun but deliver only doom! 🌑💊 It’s time to level up with these 11 vitamin D-rich foods because we’re all in a dark hole right now (no cap) 😱🌌! 🥩 Meet your new squad: beef liver and salmon. Call them the Karens of vitamins, because they are ALWAYS asking for attention! 🥩🐟 Like, who knew eating organ meat could make you feel like Zeus? ⚡️ 🌞 Lost all hope with cloudy days? Not anymore! Just munch on some egg yolks (because who doesn’t love that rich, buttery goodness??) 🥚✨ I promise you’ll feel the rays hitting your soul—maybe even turn into a literal glowstick at the next rave! 🌈💃 🚀 Leaked quote from my buddy Dave in the dev kitchen: "Honestly, I'd rather eat a sock than take another vitamin D pill. But, like, if the sock is coated in beef liver… I'm in?" 🤷‍♂️🤤 🔥 Pro tip: mix these foods into your life like seasoning on a bland meal! 🤤💥 If you don’t like them, just *cope and seethe*, fam. Your future self is counting down the days until you’re basking in the glory of D-rich vibes while others still rely on their “magic beans.” 🌱💰 Prediction: Soon, vitamin D will be more popular than avocado toast at brunch. Get ready for the D-ocalypse! 🌌🥑🔥