🚨🎉BREAKING NEWS: ANGRY BIRDS HAVE RETURNED TO INVADE YOUR APPLE ARCADE! 🐦💥💔 Y’all remember the og Angry Birds? The app that turned your grandma into a certified bird-slinger? 😂 Well, it’s BACK with a new twist: Angry Birds Bounce! Just when you thought you could escape those feathery fiends, Apple says “NAH.” 🚀✨ For just $7 a month (that’s less than the cost of avocado toast 🥑, fam), you can dive into a universe of bird-flinging madness on Apple Arcade. Who needs a social life when you can launch birds into space? Am I right? 🥴🤷‍♂️ Developer quote leak: "Honestly? We just ran out of ideas. So here, have a bouncy ball instead of slingshots. #Creativity 💀" But hey, don’t worry about those paywalls and ad-filled hellscapes! Apple’s got your back like a bootleg therapist! This is fine... NOT! 🤡🔥 Angry Birds Bounce might just be the next cool thing, or it could tank harder than a tech CEO trying to understand TikTok. Drake is pointing at this one like, “I’m not going to get involved in your cringe.” 😂📉 My hot take? Within two months, we’ll see a crossover with Fortnite and it’ll all blow up while we seethe over missed potato chip opportunities. STONKS! 💰💥😱