🚨📉 SUBSCRIPTION OVERLOAD! 🤯💳 Yo fam, let’s keep it real. Why are we slashing our wallets open for apps we USE ONCE every other year? 💀📅 Microsoft Office is out here with the same vibes as that one dude at the party who just won't leave—been around forever, but suddenly it's like, "BUY ME A SUBSCRIPTION or I’ll ghost you!" 😱👻 💰💥 BUT WAIT! You can own the mystical treasure of Microsoft Office Professional for just A$61! Yeah, you heard that right! One-time payment, NO monthly debits robbing your bank like it’s Black Friday! 🛒💀 That's less than your average fast food meal, and I know you're tired of that same soggy burger! Is Microsoft changing the game? DR. STRANGE from the multiverse says, "Forget subscriptions, this is where it's at!" 💁‍♂️✨ Leaked Developer Quote: "We thought people loved paying forever, but then we realized they just wanna own stuff. Whoops, sorry Bill!" 💬😂 THIS IS FINE meme vibes, but as far as predictions go, I’m calling it now: By 2030, owning software will be a rare collectible like Beanie Babies or VHS tapes—so cop it while you can! 🧙‍♂️🚀🔥 #Stonks #ByeByeSubscriptions #OfficeLegends