🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 💔: The New iPhone Air: *Yawn* or *Get your life together*?! 😴💤 Listen up, fam! The iPhone 17 just dropped, and guess who’s not invited to this party? YOUR SAVINGS ACCOUNT 🙃💸! Yeah, the 🍏 apple doesn’t fall far from the overpriced tree! But wait! Grab your sunglasses because the *Galaxy S25 Edge* just pulled a 36% Prime Day discount like it's flipping pancakes! 🥞⚡ **Developer Quote Leak:** “I mean, who even needs a phone made by someone who think emojis are art?” - A Silicon Valley Dev 💻🔥 Here's the vibe: You've got the iPhone Air, aka *Air Head*📱💨, only to find out the S25 is out here flexing *better specs* AND *$300 less*?! 🤯 Talk about a glow-up! 😤💅 **Visual Aid:** Drake pointing to the Galaxy S25 like “YES” while making side-eye 👀 at Apple’s price tags. This is fine meme level: the tech world is literally *burning* with overpriced nonsense—cozy up and roast some marshmallows while you watch companies seethe. 🔥💰 💡 HOT TAKE: In 2025, we’ll all be buying galaxy-themed flip phones again, and Apple will release a *toaster* with a phone feature because “it’s the future.” 🥴📡 Share this masterpiece and let's watch the chaos unfold! 👑🎢💥