🍕🎮 Why is the Switch 2 still holding its price like it's a sacred relic? 🤔 Let’s dive into the 🦄 magic that is Nintendo’s business strategy. So, picture this: every other gaming beast is inflating prices like a balloon at a birthday party 🎈, but NOT Nintendo. 🐢🚫 They’re avoiding the price hike like it’s their ex at a bar. You wanna raise the price of a new console? That’s a HARD PASS, fam. 🤷‍♂️💔 Rumor has it, *leaked developer quote* incoming: "We’d rather let people buy more overpriced joy-con accessories! Who needs a price increase when you can sell a motion-activated alarm clock for 60 bucks?” 😤📅 In classic Nintendo fashion, they’re betting on the nostalgia of gamers too broke for a PS5 💔 and too stubborn to accept that the OLED isn’t THAT much better. It’s like when Drake points at “NO PRICE HIKE” and then points again at “STOCK PRICES GOING UP” - BASED! 🔥🤑 So here’s my *unhinged prediction*: Expect a **Switch 2 Deluxe Edition** in 2024, priced like it's made of gold 🏆 and featuring a built-in crypto miner. Because why not? #SwoleMario 💪🍄💰