🚨🍏BREAKING NEWS: Apple Enthusiast Confesses His Undying Love for EarPods🍏🚨 Y’all, hold onto your overpriced coffee cups because Jay Peters, The Verge’s *self-proclaimed* tech whisperer, just dropped a bombshell – he’s ALL ABOUT those wired EarPods now! 💀🔥 Like, dude, I know Apple’s marketing team is doing the “Drake Pointing” meme with cash flying everywhere, but did we just go back to 2015? Picture this: Jay, *the tech editor*, spent DAYS mulling over his favorite device and decided that a $19 pair of wired EarPods is the GOAT! 😱💰 Stonks? More like STONKS ON LIFE! 😂 He said “I was tired of pairing issues and wondering if my mic sounded bad” - NO CAP, Jay! The struggle is REAL. We've all been there, mid-call, sounding like we're talking through a potato. 🥔📞 But lemme tell ya, Apple’s marketing team must have bought a yacht with the money from all those AirPod sales, only for Jay to be like: “Nah, I like the ones that don’t need a charge.” This is fine, right? 😂😤 In classic tech style, forget the crystal-clear conversation, we’re back to the retro-chic vibe of cords! ✌️🔥 My prediction? Next year, Apple is gonna drop an AIRBUD product - literally just AirPods taped to a baseball cap. You heard it here first, folks! 🤯🌌 Share if you too are embracing the future… of the past! 🤖🧠💥