🚨🛠️ Yo fam, alert the presses—Sustainability has entered the chat! 💚🌍 Meet the Fairphone (Gen. 6), your new eco-friendly sidekick that screams “I CAN FIX IT!” louder than your inner dad at Home Depot. 🧰💪 Ever been tempted to toss your phone out the window like it’s 2009? 😤💔 Well, put that glass-shattering rage on pause 'cause the Fairphone lets you swap out parts like you're rearranging your living room for the 17th time this week! 🏡🔥 Modules for days! Want to upgrade your camera? GO FOR IT! Battery on 1%? Switch it like it’s a TikTok dance! 💃📸 But here’s the REAL tea, fam: If you’ve ever wanted to feel like a mad scientist in your own kitchen, this is the vibe. 🧪🔍 “Leaked” developer quote: “We put the ‘fun’ in functional repairs. You’ve got this!” 💀🤖 And like, stop the presses, because preorders are now live! 📲💰 No cap, this is SLAYING the tech dystopia ONE REPAIR AT A TIME! Talk about living your best life while keeping planet Earth from seething with rage! 🌍😤 But honestly, what’s next? A toaster that lets you toast your own bread? 🍞👀 👀 Hot take: The Fairphone will eventually get acquired by a major phone company just to be shelved next to all the other great ideas that went to die. STONKS? More like “what a joke.” 🤡💀🔥💸