🔥💰 YO Y’all, gather ‘round, it's about to get WILD! 🚀 Have you ever wondered why investors are acting like they just chugged a pot of coffee at 3 AM hunting for “zombie” startups? 🤔💀 Well, hold onto your keyboards because this is about to get juicier than a TikTok dance-off! 💃🤖 Meet the “hold forever” investors—basically the main character in that “buy, fix, and hold” saga 🎭. These folks are swooping in like Amazon Prime with their 2-day shipping, but instead of Christmas gifts, they’re bagging broken dreams and tech skeletons. 🎅💸 Picture this: “I told my investors to fix up Bending Spoons like it’s a flipped apartment! 🏚️➡️🏡” - Bending Spoons CEO, probably. They’re treating these distressed startups like a golden retriever from the shelter—brings tears to your eyes, but turns out to be a total meme machine! 😂🤡 But let’s talk strategy. Are these “buy low, fix up, then hold for eternity” vibes the new stonks? 📈💎 Or are they just seething over a slow market? Either way, they’re making “this is fine” look like a Oscars-worthy drama! 🎭 So here’s the tea 🍵: Get ready for a wave of venture funds treating tech like a thrift store—just rummaging through trash for some hidden gems! My hot take? In 2024, we’ll be investing in tech “zombies” that won’t just rise from the dead; they’ll be doing the cha-cha in the metaverse. 🎉💀👾 Who’s with me?! 🥳