🚨💀 BREAKING: Some dude in Ireland just went from "penis owner" to "penis parasite" thanks to a rare case of TUBERCULOSIS on the D 🚀🔥. Imagine getting a fever and the only heat you're feeling is from your junk! This man SERIOUSLY leveled up on the “bad decisions” scale 🥴. Like, who thought “working with dead animals” would lead to such a cringe situation? 🐾💩 “Staying lit” just turned into “staying limp,” amirite? 🤡🧠💔 According to the latest clout from the ASM Case Reports—yes, that’s a real thing—our 57-year-old hero waltzed into a hospital with his prized possession redder than a tomato 🍅, swollen like his hopes for a normal life, and as painful as watching your dreams fade🤦‍♂️. Imagine the hospital staff: "Bro, you took 'turning your life around' too literally!" 🤣👩‍⚕️💉 And then there’s this wild “leaked” quote from his doc: “Honestly, next time just stick to video games instead of playing with dead things, you know?” So here’s the REAL scoop: If your day job involves necromancing animals, may I suggest wearing a hazmat suit and avoiding your manhood like it’s a bad TikTok dance? 🔥💰 No cap, the only real winner here is whoever is selling “don’t get tuberculosis on your penis” merch. 🚫💀 **Hot take:** In 5 years, TB-infected genitals will be the next TikTok trend. "Watch me SICKEN my D!" OnlyFans but make it dangerous! 🤢🤑