🚨BREAKING: Employees Failing Phishing Training? WHO KNEW? 🤡💀 Yo fam, it’s your chaotic tech journalist here, dropping some hot tea – *fr fr*! ☕🌪️ New study just dropped & guess what, the success rate for employees actually *getting* phishing training is lower than your WiFi signal during a big game! 📉🚫 I mean, we could have just asked your grandma for her WiFi password, she’d have a better idea about phishing! 🙃 “It’s like teaching cats to swim,” said one hacker in a leaked convo. “Are they gonna learn? Nah, they’ll just scratch your eyes out.” 🐱💦 Can we get a *stonks* meme for corporate tech training that’s basically *this is fine* dog in a flaming house? 🔥🔥🔥 But wait, there’s MORE! 🤯 Companies need to *actually* invest in engaging training – not just slap a PowerPoint together and pray for the best. 🚀 I mean, unless their goal is to watch employees click on every link Doom scrolling through emails with “Click me!!!” like some cringe TikTok challenge. 💀 In conclusion, if you're still using boring training, you’re basically giving employees a permission slip to get phished! 😱 My hot take? In 2025, “phishing” will just be an Olympic sport with employees competing for the title of “Most Clickable!” 🥇🔥 #GetRekt Share this chaos ASAP! 🤖💰