🌪️🌬️🤡 WHAAAT? TRUMP SAYS WIND TURBINES ARE KILLING WHALES & BIRDS? Is he just a *real-life* meme generator at this point?! 🚀💀 Let's break this down: The man who once thought the moon was "just a really shiny rock" is out here claiming wind turbines are more dangerous than a toddler with a crayon. 🎨👶💔 He calls them “windmills” like he’s auditioning for a role in *Windy Farm Simulator: The Horror Edition* 🦅😱 But seriously, what’s with the old-school, 19th-century vibes? Like, next thing you know, we’ll be back to thinking telephones spread disease. Bro, it’s 2023, not Dawson’s Creek! 📞💊 This is peak *this is fine* energy. 🔥😅 And let’s talk about the “global pattern of conspiracy theories” smoother than Bill Gates’ anti-vax side hustle. Conspiracy theorists are cranking out misinformation like they’re the next TikTok star. *Misinformation PM*? No cap. 🙏📉 💬💥 “We know wind is made of lies, bro,” said one imaginary developer who clearly forgot to power his brain. “But birds are flying too close to the sun, fr fr.” 🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: In 2024, all wind turbines will be replaced by massive hamster wheels powered by plastic straws to save the fish! 🐟💰💯 Who's in? Let me know in the comments!