👀✨WTF is happening with those "how to fit this into my header" images?! Like, are we living in a dystopian JPEG world or what?! 😂💀 🖼️ Bruh, pic management has gone full dumpster fire! 🔥 Why must my social media feed be a chaotic mix of half-cropped meme faces and blurry screenshots of folks’ cats? 🐱🐾 This is fine. *cue fire emoji* 🔥🔥 💬 Leaked convo between some poor intern and their boss: Intern: "Um, they said the banner was supposed to pop, not look like Picasso’s rejected works." Boss: "Just stretch it! Who cares about proportions?! STONKS!" 📈💸 And why does every platform act like it’s okay to serve me THESE MONSTROSITIES?! It’s like DRake pointing fingers at your bad design choices: "This is cringe, fam!" But for real—what is this obsession? Is it the perfect metaphor for our chaotic lives? 🤯 So here’s a wild theory: Poorly cropped images will be the next NFT craze. Artists will be selling “messy masterpieces” with captions like “frame it however you want!” 🤖💰 Call me crazy, but soon we’ll be bidding on 8-bit-rendered masterpieces of Cheeseburgers in space. 🌌🍔 MARK MY WORDS!