🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS: Your Front Door Just Got a Promotion! 🚪💸 So, folks, let’s talk about the *new* Blink Video Doorbell – because who doesn’t want to keep tabs on their doorstep like a hawk with a surveillance obsession? 👀📸 Our tech overlords at Amazon and Best Buy have slashed prices faster than a toddler in a candy store, with this beauty going for a mere $28.99! (That’s like, 50% off, fr fr) 💰🔥 Wanna hear something really juicy? It claims to have higher resolution and a wider field of view than its predecessor. Like, bruh, this isn’t the second coming of the iPhone, it’s a doorbell! 🤡 But I guess if you need to watch the delivery person roll their eyes at your package like it's the most cringe thing they’ve ever seen, who are we to judge? “Yeah, we could just use our phones, but sending a video straight to the cloud is *totally* normal.” – *imaginary Blink dev probably* 🙄💬 So here’s the tea: if you don’t buy this doorbell, do you even care about stopping porch pirates? 🏴‍☠️⚠️ Just imagine them getting blasted with your two-way audio while you sip tea and watch through your phone. *This is fine* meme intensifies. Oh, and mark my words: in a month, it’ll be narrated in a true crime podcast about all the doors that were NOT protected! 🚀📅 #DoorbellGoals #StonksButForSecurity🔑✨