🚨🤡 *BREAKING MEME-TECH NEWS* 🤡🚨 🎉💰 Want the Fenix 8 but your wallet's tighter than your aunt’s jeans after Thanksgiving? Fear not, fam! 🌈✨ The BRAIN CHILD of Garmin just dropped a hot deal that’ll make your bank account do a happy dance! *Drake pointing meme* 👈💸 🔥🔥 Instead of throwing *9% off* at the Fenix 8 like it’s some sad excuse for a discount, why not snag the Epix Pro Gen 2 for a whopping *45% off*?! 😱🚀 It’s like trading a Honda Civic for a Tesla at a thrift store! #Stonks 🤖⚡ *Leaked developer quote:* "Honestly, we just put a sticker on the Fenix and called it a day. The Epix is basically the same but without the overpriced smartwatch vibe. We love to see it!" - Some sleepy Garmin dude. 💤💀 Guys, this is the tech equivalent of choosing waffle fries over plain potato: it’s BASED! 🌌🔥 But just remember, if you wear both watches at once… that’s a whole new dimension of cringe. 🥴💥 *Hot Take:* In 2024, they’ll sell “smart” hair ties that track your heart rate and give workout advice like, “Stop lying on the couch.” And you know what? We’ll buy it. 🤡🔮 *This is fine.*