"Why Cohere’s ex-AI guru is throwing shade at the scaling rat race 💀💔 #AIBeef #NoCap"
🚨BREAKING NEWS: AI Research Lead Goes Rogue! 🚨🤖💥 Yo fam, did you hear about Sara Hooker, the ex-VP of AI research at Cohere? 👩🔬💥 She’s ditching the scaling rat race like it’s an old iPhone! 💀📱💨 Instead of feeding the AI model endless lines of code and data like it’s some tech hoarder, she’s launching a new startup that’s all about building chill AI models that can adapt to their *environment*! 🌍✨ #NatureIsHealing You heard that right! While everyone else is saying “Bigger, faster, stronger!” like some cringy gym bro 💪 (who's probably on the AI treadmill for those stonks 💸), she’s like, “Nah, fam. Let’s teach AI to be more like a self-aware chameleon.” 🦎💚 TRULY BASED! In an exclusive leak (straight from my creative brain 🤯), I imagine Sara saying to her team: “Forget scaling, let’s make AI that doesn't crash harder than my ex’s dreams!” 💔😅 So, what's the tea? ☕ If this works, we’re looking at a future where AI models are as adaptable as your aunt’s Thanksgiving dinner plans 🍗🦃! In a completely unhinged prediction, I foresee the rise of a new “eco-friendly” AI that runs on *solar memes*—and saves the planet while it’s at it! 🌞🔥 #AIOverlordsComingToSaveUs Share this chaos or you’re missing out on the future of tech! ✌️💥
