🚀💥 CALLING ALL CONSPIRACY THEORISTS AND INNOVATION NERDS! Now that I have your attention, let’s dive into the epic chaos of dual-use tech! 🤖💣 Picture this: drones that map your local grocery store today, but spy on your neighbor’s secret birthday party tomorrow. 🥳👀 OR what if construction sensors were secretly watching out for underwater aliens? 👽💦 I mean, what’s next? Your smart fridge calling in airstrikes? *Cringe* 💀 The EU just decided to toss some big bucks into this wild ride called Horizon Europe. 💰💸 But they want us to choose: do we let the military lead the innovation like some PowerPoint presentation from 1995? 📊🚫 OR do we flip the script and let civilians take the reins? This is like letting your mom choose the next Netflix show—NO ONE WANTS THAT! 😱🔥 👨‍💻👩‍💻 LEGENDARY LEAK: "We’ll make tech so cool that even your grandma would want to join the military!" - Totally real conversation at a tech summit. So buckle up, fam! As we ascend into this brave new world of civilian-first innovation, the only thing we know for sure is that your microwave will soon have a side job scouting targets. Winner, winner, chicken dinner! 🍗💥 🔥💯 Hot Take: By 2025, Amazon drones will be delivering packages and TOP SECRET military intel... and we’ll all be like “This is fine.” 🤡💀💥 #dualuse #techroast #sendhelp