🚨🥳🔥 **Yo! TechCrunch Disrupt Alert!** 🔥🥳🚨 Ever wanted to host a party that’s way more lit than the main event? 🤡💥 Welcome to the *Side Event* at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025, where you can outshine the actual event like Drake pointin’ at your startup 💸. Imagine all the sleep-deprived tech bros 🤓 trying to figure out how to get through the week! *This is fine*... 🥴 So you wanna flex your brand like it's Black Friday? Pull out your laptop and APPLY now, fam! 🖥️💪 You've got until *when?* October 25th to 31st. Get those stonks rising faster than a crypto bro after a pump and dump. 🚀💰 One developer allegedly said, “I just want to vibe with other developers and plan a Side Event where we only talk about our favorite code editors.” As if anyone cares about that 😂. If you’re not hosting, are you even techin’? 🤷‍♂️ Frankly, if you’re just attending like the rest of the NPCs, you’re just gonna sit there, sipping your overpriced kombucha, crying into your code. 💀 🔥**HARD TAKE:** By 2026, the *Side Event* will become the MAIN event, and I’ll be there with a T-shirt that says “I told you so.” 🤖💥 Spread this or miss out on the chaotic tech renaissance! ✨🤯 #SideEvent2025