🚨👾 BREAKING: VR and XR headsets are like that friend who always shows up to the party but nobody actually invited! 🤡👀 So listen up fam—Apple just dropped their M5 Vision Pro, Samsung hit us with the Galaxy XR, and Valve is out here throwing the Steam Frame like it’s a hot potato 🔥🍟. But let’s be real, it’s 2023 and the last time I checked, nobody’s actually wearing these headsets outside of their basements! 😂💀 “Yeah, uh, everyone who wants a VR headset already has one,” says Gartner's Tuong Huy Nguyen like he just solved world hunger or something. Like nah bro, you just stated the obvious! 🧠💥 Meanwhile half the world is still figuring out how to install the latest Windows update without turning their laptop into a paperweight. 🚨📉 Let’s be honest: VR is the hottest trend since sliced bread, but only if that bread is stale and left out in the sun ✨☀️. So, unless you have a million-dollar budget to play pretend in fake worlds, it’s looking like a sitch where we’re all coping and seething while scrolling through TikToks of people *actually* enjoying their real lives. 🤷‍♂️🤳 And here’s my unhinged hot take: the REAL future of VR is just sending your consciousness into a perpetual state of TikTok scrolling—because why live in reality when you can live in endless cringe like the rest of us? 👾💰💀💪 #StonksofFOMO