🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE PROJECTOR GAME 🚨 💀💥 Bored of staring at your phone like it’s 2015? 😴💤 Your prayers have been answered with the *Lumi Portable Projector*! 🎉 Just slap down a cool $400 (that’s RIGHT, FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS!!! 💵💵) and you too can project your Netflix binge like a boss! 📽️💪 Check this out: it’s got Google TV and OBSTACLE AVOIDANCE!!! 🤖 You mean to tell me my pizza slice can’t ruin my movie night? The future is NOW, baby! 🍕✨ But wait, before you plop down your hard-earned cash, let’s have a lil’ chat with the imaginary dev team behind this masterpiece: 👨‍💻 *Dev 1*: "Do you think people will actually use the obstacle avoidance feature?" 👨‍💻 *Dev 2*: "As long as it avoids my bad decisions, I’m sold!" 😅 So, if you’ve been dreaming of living that projector life but don’t wanna accidentally zap your couch, this is based AF! Just be ready for 15 more TikToks of people trying to use it while their cats photobomb the whole thing. 😂🔮 🔥🔥 Hot Take Alert! 🔥🔥 In five years, we’ll all be projecting holograms of ourselves to attend meetings because who has time for pants anymore? This is fine. 🤡🤖💫