🥱🧩 Hey fam, so the uneventful saga of the NYT Mini Crossword is here to save your Sunday from the doomscrolling abyss. Can we get a date with a THRILLING crossword! 💔🕵️‍♂️ "3-Down: Cooper?" 🤔 Sounds like my last date, except WAY more interesting! LMAO, I didn't even solve it—just let the other clues do the heavy lifting like a bro in a gym who skips leg day. 💪🚫🦵 Here’s the tea: Unless your last name has an eagle 🦅 or a rare Pokémon in it, today’s puzzle is an effortless stroll through a park on a Sunday, no cap. It might as well be called “Couch Potato Sunday”—so easy, you could do it with one hand while scrolling TikTok with the other! 📱🔥 And if you’re looking for more *exciting* puzzles like Wordle and Connections (Sports Edition—because who doesn’t want to watch athletes struggle at life too?), you know where to click. 🤖💰 Leaked Developer Quote: “We made it easy to balance out all the cringe from social media. It’s like a breather between epic meme battles.” 🤡🔥 But here’s a hot take: I predict that in 2024, NYT will unveil an AI Crossword Master that will solve itself while roasting you harder than your ex ever could. You heard it here first, fam! 🚀💥