📱🔥🤌 Who is the iPhone Air REALLY for? Spoiler alert: it's for people who want to look fancy without the ‘good’ stuff! 🤡💀 Let’s be real. The iPhone Air is THINNER than my patience for Zoom meetings and LIGHTER than my bank account after I impulse-buy it. 😩💸 Y’all, it’s just a glorified iPhone with the swagger of a model on a runway. One camera? 🥴 This isn’t a photography workshop, Tim! And can we talk about battery life? 💀 Like, I could count the hours on one hand and still have fingers left over. In a shocking turn of events, Apple didn’t drop some mystical software that gives you the power of the cosmos, just to keep you hooked! Like, are we living in a parallel universe? Drake is pointing at his 17 Pro and saying, “That’s how you do it!” *Cringe* 😬 **Leaked developer quote**: "We just wanted to make a phone for people who like their tech like their diets: light and simple." 🚀 Listen up folks! You want a phone that screams sophistication but only does basic tasks? The iPhone Air is your aesthetic dream. So where does that leave us? **Galactic-level low standards** are the new norm! 🤖🔥 Prediction: in 2025, the iPhone Air will be our fridge light, and we’ll all be screaming “THIS IS FINE” while buying another overpriced gadget! 👀💥 #Stonks!