🚨💉 BREAKING: This Season's COVID Vaccine Is Scarier than Your Ex's Texts! 💀💔 Okay, fam, gather 'round while I spill the tea ☕️ on this year's COVID vaccine rollout—it's gonna be WILDER than your Uncle Fred on Thanksgiving, I promise! Last year, it was as easy as walking into the pharmacy and saying, "Yo, hit me with that jab!" 💉🚀 But this year? It's more complicated than finding a job on LinkedIn, no cap! 🤡 So, here’s the tea: we’ve got RFK Jr. steering the health ship, which feels like giving a toddler the keys to a Ferrari. 🚗💨 "Do we even have a plan?" a theoretical dev might ask. "Nah, let’s just wing it like we did in college!" 😂 Just picture it: you walk into your local pharmacy like Drake pointing 👇 at your vaccine record, only to find out you need a PhD in virology to understand the new eligibility rules. I dunno about you, but I’m getting real "This Is Fine" vibes 🔥💰. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE 🔥🔥: Soon we'll need a vaccine diploma 🧑‍🎓 to "qualify" for the jab. Mark my words, this is gonna be a full-blown meme factory, folks! Stay safe, stay informed, and brace for chaos! 🤖💪 Share with your friends or let the vaccine memes commence! 🌌✨