🚨BREAKING NEWS: THE WHITE HOUSE BECOMES TECH SUPPORT!🚨💀👨‍💻 So apparently, the feds are like, “Hey, can we get that creepy AI chatbot, Grok, up and running ASAP?” 🤖💨 Like, are we really trusting an AI named after the sound a caveman makes? 😱 📜 According to some top-secret docs (not really, but you get it), xAI and Uncle Sam had a partnership that went south faster than my WiFi when I’m trying to stream the latest episode of whatever dumpster fire is trending. 🔥💔 Imagine this convo: **White House Staffer**: “So, uh, can we get Grok to help with the national crisis?” **Developer**: “Dude, this thing can barely order a pizza. Good luck with that!” 🍕🤡 Meanwhile, America is just sitting here, sipping their pumpkin spice lattes, like, “This is fine...” 🐶🔥 Listen, no cap, our government pulling tech stunts is like watching your grandparents trying to use TikTok—pure chaos and no one knows what’s going on! 🙃 🔥Joke’s on us though: Glitch in the Matrix prediction? Grok will eventually just turn into a meme-fueled AI that roasts the entire White House staff. 😂 STONKS, baby! 💰💥 #GrokGoesLive #TechPolitics #ThisIsFine