🚨💥 BREAKING: WHITE HOUSE PULLS THE OLD “NAH, WE’RE GOOD” ON AI LAWS!! 💥🚨 So, y'all remember when the White House was like, "Hey fam, we're gonna whip up some AI laws that'll knock the socks off state regulations!” 🤖💥 Well, plot twist: they just pulled a classic “never mind” on that executive order! 😱😱 It's like watching your dad get super pumped to grill burgers 🔥🍔 and then *WHOOSH*—he's in the house watching Netflix instead. This is fine. 🙃 Leaked internal memo? More like “insufficient brain power, thanks!” 😵💭 Here’s a spicy convo I totally didn’t make up: Developer 1: "Did the White House really chicken out?" Developer 2: "Fr fr, they saw how messy Twitter is and said, ‘Nah, dog!’” 🤡 Meanwhile, states are out here like the kid at the party who just realized they weren’t invited to the cool kids' table... awkward! 😬 But wait, there's MORE! 🚀 Hot take alert: in 5 years, we’ll see states fighting each other like it’s the Hunger Games but for AI control, complete with sponsorship from Big Tech. Stonks?? 📈💰 So, grab your popcorn 🍿, because the AI law drama is just getting started! #Seethe #Cope #EventuallyWeAllDie