🚨🤡 BREAKING NEWS: The White House just joined TikTok, and I can’t tell if I should be dancing or crying! 💃🧟‍♂️ Is this a power move or just straight-up clownery? 🤡💀 They dropped a hot clip with the caption: “We’re so back.” Like we’ve all been waiting with bated breath for the Biden admin to hit the renegade. 🕺 THIS IS FINE 🙃🔥 Like, who’s next? Congress entering OnlyFans? 👀💰 Rumor has it someone in the Oval Office was like, “Look, if the kids are vibing on TikTok, WE’RE GONNA VIBE.” 😂💯 If only they knew the true father of TikTok is the ghost of Vine. Shoutout to the failed eight-second loop of democracy! 🥴 Leaked quote from a White House intern: "We just wanted to be the stonks meme of politics. Let's market democracy like it's the next avocado toast!" 🥑📈 Now, my hot take: next week they’re gonna challenge Putin to a TikTok dance-off, and it’s going to be the most cringeworthy thing you've ever seen. 🚀🤖 WHO WANTS TO BET? 🤑 Share this chaos and let’s spread the meme gospel! 🚀🔥💀