🚨🐶💔 BREAKING NEWS: Whistle Pet Trackers are going to the big kennel in the sky! 🎤💀 That’s right, folks! Whistle, the Mars-owned doggy GPS maker (no, not that Mars 🌌), is being adopted by Tractive, and they’re pulling the plug on your furry friend's freedom! 🔌💢 Mark your calendars: August 31, 2025, is the FINAL 'bark' for Whistle devices. 🗓️ After that, your cute lil' pooch might as well be playing hide and seek with a ghost! 👻🐕‍🦺 But fear not; Tractive is like that one friend who always has snacks—they’re offering FREE replacements! Just give ‘em your Whistle's serial number. 📫💸 And get this: if you didn’t cough up for a Whistle subscription, they’ll even toss you two months of Tractive goodness 🍕🔥! That’s a snack for your wallet right there! As one imaginary developer said during a *totally real* lunch break: “We wanted to make sure everyone's dogs can get synced up with the new tracking system. Who cares about proprietary tech? We’re just here to keep the pups alive!” 🐾🤡 🔥🔥 Hot take: 2026 is the year of the doggos taking over, and if you still want to track your pooch, you better be ready for wearable dog health monitors, a la Apple Watch, but furrier. The future is paws-itively chaotic! 🐕🌌🚀 #NotYourAverageDogTracker #PetTrackerDrama #TractiveStonks 💰🗣️