🚨💥 STOP THE PRESS! 📉 You won’t believe what these scientists at the University of Michigan just dug up! That’s right, they conducted a study about vehicles that are TOTAL NERDS in terms of pollution! 🚗🌍😱 So let me break it down for ya: if you want to roll around in something that's not a rolling coal factory, you gotta snag a compact ride with a small battery! 🥳✨ Yeah, just think of it like getting a small iced coffee instead of a Venti triple-shot mocha with double cream. More green, less cringe! ☕💚 In other words, the US government is like, "Eh, greenhouse gas? That’s sooo last decade!" 🙄 But the University of Michigan is out here vibing with that “less pollution, more life” energy 🎉🤖. Imagine if your car could just post memes about how green it is instead of guzzling gas like it’s a frat party. 🤡🍻 BRUH, don’t sleep on this! One “leaked” developer quote said, “I’d rather drive a toaster than a gas-guzzler.” 🍞🔥 Hot take: In 10 years, Tesla’s gonna be making electric skateboards just to keep up with the eco-trend. 🚀🛹 The future is wild AF, and you best be ready! #StonksForGreenCars #CompactIsTheNewFlex 💸💥