📖✨ POLAR OPPOSITE ENERGY: E-Readers & The Death of Paperbacks? 👀💀 So WIRED just dropped their 2025 e-reader showdown like it’s hot, featuring Kindle, Kobo, and… wait for it… Boox? 🤡💔 🚫 Honestly, if a product has “Boox” in its name, I’m already 99% sure it should’ve been a meme about the last family reunion gone wrong. Let’s be real: every time you pull out a Kindle, your paperback-loving friends say, “Is that a Kindle or did you just bring a brick to the coffee shop?” [Drake pointing meme] And anyway, can you even *read* feelings without the smell of old paper? 😩📚 Like, fr fr, if my ebook doesn’t come with a coffee-stained receipt, did I even read it? A “leaked” convo from Amazon's office: “Bro, let’s just keep selling these e-readers so people think they’re being productive while doom-scrolling through TikTok.” 💅😏 But honestly, with features like 'anti-glare' and 'stylus support' (Kobo, I see you, but who even draws on an e-reader?!), we’re making strides, NOT BOOKS. 📉📏 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION 🔥: by 2030, we’ll be downloading e-books directly into our brains, and nobody will remember what a physical page felt like (unless you work at a hipster bookstore). 🤖🚀💀 #BookTokIsOverParty