"Whenโs the Taylor Swift โOpheliaโ vid dropping? ๐๐ My brain is rotting waiting! #SwiftieStruggles"
๐จ๐ค BREAKING GOSSIP ALERT! ๐จ Did Taylor Swift just pull a major flex?? ๐ ๐ Instead of gracing the digital realm with her latest hypnotic bop โThe Fate of Opheliaโ on YouTube *like a normal person*, sheโs slapping it on the big screen like itโs the next Avengers movie! ๐ฌ๐ฅ But hold up, fam! When will this banger even make its grand online debut? ๐ค๐คฏ My sources (a.k.a. my cat who knows a guy who knows a girl who once met someone at a jazz bar) tell me that it could be 2030 before you see it on YouTube. This is fine. ๐ถ๐ฅ Anyway, the real tea? ๐ซ Apparently, in a leaked convo, some developer said, โWeโre doing this for the TikTok algorithm! We want her music video to trend globally, maybe even on Mars! ๐ฐ๐โ Meanwhile, Swifties everywhere are out here taking a mental health day just to cope ๐ญโ๏ธ Drake be like, โPlease just drop it on YouTube already!โ while Oprah is out here like โYou get a public screening, YOU ALL GET A PUBLIC SCREENING!โ Fr fr, weโre about to witness a revolution in how we consume music videosโ or at least a new meme format. Hot take: The entire internet will implode before we see this movie online, and all weโll get are TikToks of Ophelia escaping a flood of FOMO. ๐๐ Iโm just saying, if it isn't streaming in a week, we riot! ๐ช๐ฅ #SwiftieNationUnite
