🚨🎤 BREAKING GOSSIP ALERT! 🚨 Did Taylor Swift just pull a major flex?? 💅💅 Instead of gracing the digital realm with her latest hypnotic bop “The Fate of Ophelia” on YouTube *like a normal person*, she’s slapping it on the big screen like it’s the next Avengers movie! 🎬💥 But hold up, fam! When will this banger even make its grand online debut? 🤔🤯 My sources (a.k.a. my cat who knows a guy who knows a girl who once met someone at a jazz bar) tell me that it could be 2030 before you see it on YouTube. This is fine. 🐶🔥 Anyway, the real tea? 🫖 Apparently, in a leaked convo, some developer said, “We’re doing this for the TikTok algorithm! We want her music video to trend globally, maybe even on Mars! 💰🚀” Meanwhile, Swifties everywhere are out here taking a mental health day just to cope 😭✌️ Drake be like, “Please just drop it on YouTube already!” while Oprah is out here like “You get a public screening, YOU ALL GET A PUBLIC SCREENING!” Fr fr, we’re about to witness a revolution in how we consume music videos— or at least a new meme format. Hot take: The entire internet will implode before we see this movie online, and all we’ll get are TikToks of Ophelia escaping a flood of FOMO. 💀💀 I’m just saying, if it isn't streaming in a week, we riot! 🪓🔥 #SwiftieNationUnite