🦖🎬 DINO-MITE ALERT, FOLKS! 🚨💥 Prepare your popcorn, because “Jurassic World Rebirth” has CRASH-LANDED on Peacock! 🦕 🍿 Too scared to watch “The Exorcist”? No cap, let’s de-stress with some *Jurassic-sized* thrills instead! 🔥✨ Starring Scarlett Johansson (who’s literally been in every movie ever), Jonathan Bailey, and Mahershala Ali, this flick is basically “Ocean’s Eleven,” but with *dinosaur DNA heists* 🤡💰. In case you forgot, it’s set five years after the events of “Jurassic World Dominion.” You know, that movie that made your brain do a galaxy brain 🤯 as you tried to process why dinosaurs were doing parkour 🌪️! LEAKED DEV QUOTE: “Honestly, I just make movies so people will stop saying I’m stuck in a Marvel contract.” - Some random Hollywood dude, probably. Remember, folks: watch it or risk being that one guy cringing on the couch while your friends are in full dino-mode 💀. So grab your peacock snacks, hit that stream button, and let’s see if this flick can resurrect the franchise or if it's just another cringe dinosaur movie. (I’m betting it’s both! 😂🦕👀) 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: This movie will inspire a new TikTok dance trend that goes viral for absolutely no reason. STONKS, baby! 🚀💀