🌟🎪 ATTENTION, PEEPS! 🎪🌟 The horror show you didn’t know you needed but do now is here! 🥳 “It: Welcome to Derry” is *finally* gracing our screens with EPISODE 5 dropping soon — like your uncle’s resume at family gatherings! 📅💀 👀 But WAIT, we’re back in Derry? You mean the same town where half of King's characters go to die? Sounds like my dating life! 💔😂 Instead of retelling the same sad clown story (we get it, Pennywise, you have a killer sense of style 🎉✨), we’re diving into the sewers for some dank lore you didn’t know you needed! 🚀👹 👻 Quote from the *supposed* showrunner: "We just thought, why not introduce more monsters in a town already chock-full of them? Like, what’s scarier than a clown? Mortgage rates." 💰 #Stonks Meanwhile, the episode 5 plot twist is the town’s WiFi goes down and the folks have to socialize IRL 😱🤡. Absolute nightmare! 🔥💬 So, grab your popcorn and buckle up! My unhinged prediction? Pennywise is actually getting *job offers* after this season! 🤑💥 I’d say that’s a *based* glow-up! 🚀 #ThisIsFine Share this and let’s go clownin’! 😂🤡✨