🚨BREAKING: Zuckerberg is throwing stacks like it's a TikTok challenge, and Apple is crying in their overpriced earbuds! 💵💔 It's like watching a toddler snatch candy from a baby—Zuck's over there with his war chest full of cash while Tim Cook's crew is like, "This is fine." 🔥😂 So, our boy Mark is all-in with AI, throwing cash around like confetti at a wedding 🥳💸, and it's got the folks at Apple shaking in their shiny, overpriced sneakers. I mean, can you imagine the convo in the Apple HQ cafeteria? Tim: "Guys, we gotta step it up. The only thing worse than iPhone battery life is our AI game!" 😂 Random Apple Intern: "But... I'm just here for the snacks!" 🍏🍪 Tim: *sips overpriced coffee* "Yeah, well, Zuck just poached our best researcher. Not cool, fam." 🚨💔 It's getting spicy! 🌶️ Meta’s poaching is turning Apple Park into a ghost town faster than you can say “galaxy brain.” 🤯💥 🚀 Hot take: In five years, Zuck will have an AI that can turn your grandma's Facebook into a dating app because why not? *Drake meme: Not feeling it* 🍂 You heard it here first: Welcome to the future, where AI will write your breakup texts! 💔💻 #AIapocalypse #StonksUp 🤑