🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS: PETER THIEL’S THRONE OF APOCALYPSE! 💀🚨 So, buckle up fam! 🏎💨 We gotta talk about the OG meme lord himself, Peter Thiel. You know, the guy who’s basically the human version of that “I’m not like the other girls” meme? 🤡💅 Well, turns out this dude has been channeling his inner Nazi jurist Carl Schmitt for THREE DECADES! YIKES! 🔥🚫 Thirty years ago, he was all about peace, love, and good vibes with an Austrian theologian. Now? He’s road-mapping the end of the world like it’s a Sunday drive! 🚗🔮 Talk about a glow-up in the most *seethe* way possible. This is the kind of plot twist that makes you shake your head and scream “This is fine” while sipping on your overpriced oat milk latte. ☕💔 🐸 “Yeah, dude, I took a quick detour from ethical tech to apocalyptic theories. No biggie,” a *totally real* Thiel developer is quoted as saying. "Just vibing with the end times, fr fr." Get ready, because I predict that one day Thiel’s going to release a coin called $Rapture that promises to make us all *stonks* in the afterlife! 🚀💰 Who’s in? 🤷‍♂️😈 Share this chaos and let’s witness the world burn together! 🔥🔥🔥 #ThielIsWild #ApocalypticallyBased