🎤🔥 *SPOOTIFY GOTS THE WEEKLY WAPPAGE* 🔥🎤 💥 Y’all remember that feeling when Spotify Wrapped hits and you realize you’ve spent 90% of your year vibing to sad boi playlists? Well, buckle up, fam, ‘cause Spotify just said, “Why not make this agony weekly?” 🤡 Now we’re blessed with WEEKLY WRAPPED! *cue intergalactic cringe* 🚀 📊 Instead of waiting until December to feel existential dread over your music choices, you get to experience that mini heart attack every week! Here’s a sneak peek of what the *spicy* stats will look like: "You listened to 'Hurt' by Nine Inch Nails 300 times because your ex still haunts you…" 💔💀 Some leaked dev quotes from the Spotify team: 👩‍💻 “Honestly, if we can’t make you seethe about your listening habits weekly, are we even tech?” 🤖 👨‍💻 “Weekly stats? Yeah, we just wanted everyone to feel like they're being judged more frequently.” Drake’s saying, “NOPE!” but the people are saying **STONKS!** 💰🔥 So, are you here for this wholesome chaos or is it cringe? Drop your thoughts before we all turn into algorithms, fam. 🔮 Hot take: In ten years, Spotify's just gonna play a 3-second loop of your most listened to song on an infinite loop while whispering "This is fine." Just wait. Share this before your Spotify tells you to stop listening to that one guilty pleasure! 🎧🤭👀