🧛‍♂️👻 Attention all horror aficionados and casual screamers! 👻🧛‍♂️ It's time for the ultimate spook-tacular binge on Prime Video! 💀🎥🔥 If you're not streaming these 11 fright-fests this weekend, are you even living?! 😂 Like, what are you doing? Picking out your coffin? 😈 Here’s the tea: you’ve got classics like *The Texas Chain Saw Massacre* (aka 1970s DIYs gone wrong) AND the fresh, gothic vibes of *Nosferatu* (the original emo vampire, no cap). 🧛‍♀️ But let’s be real; Prime is now a horror story itself with its ads creeping in like that weird uncle at family gatherings. Want to avoid interruptions while the ghosts are disturbing your peace? Fork over some bucks for an ad-free horror experience 🤑 — because who needs sanity when you can pay for silence? 🔥💰 Developer quote leak: “We love ads! They’re like jump scares, but for your wallet!” – *Some Poor Intern at Amazon* 💀💀💀 Grab your popcorn 🍿 (preferably not made from human flesh) and dim the lights—this weekend’s going to be lit 🔥🌌. And here's my unhinged prediction: By the year 2025, Amazon will release a horror movie where the plot twist is that the entire movie is just a 3-hour advertisement for toothpaste. 😱 Who’s ready to cope? 😵🔥