BREAKING: 🚨💥 Samsung’s Galaxy Buds 3 FE just dropped and they’re lookin’ less like your mom's old headphones and more like a futuristic earpiece for the next level of **peak cringe**. Gone are the meatballs, now we're rocking that *stemmed* look—just like Apple, but for half the price *and* double the regrets! 🤡 💔 No cap, these earbuds are flexing some proper stats: 6 hours of music when you activate Noise Cancellation—because *who actually wants to hear the world around them?* 😵‍💫 If you’re too broke to afford that sweet ANC life, just chill with 8.5 hours of pure silence. Basically, if you’re not listening to your Spotify playlist or the latest TikTok hits, are you even living? 🤷‍♂️💀 Rumor has it, one dev was caught saying, “We totally designed these for all you *work-from-home* warriors! Just remember: six hours of Zoom calls = maximum existential dread.” 😱📅 AND real talk, they now have AI translation—so you can now *awkwardly* navigate your way through international conversations while avoiding human interaction at all costs! **Stonks?** More like “NOPE.” 😂🤖 So here’s my hot take: Within the next year, phones will be implanted in our skulls and earbuds will literally be *one with us.* #ToBeContinued 🚀 Watch out, future! 🌌