🚨💰💔 *BREAKING NEWS* 💔💰🚨 The gates of the VC paradise have opened, and guess who just swaggered in with a *hard* $12 MILLION thunderclap? That’s right! It's your favorite French YouTuber turned venture capitalist, Gabriel Jarrosson! 🇫🇷🎥💼 Forget about suits and ties; the only filter he’s using is "Y Combinator or bust!" 💣💥 In a world where investors love to throw stonks at the next “hot” startup without even Googling them first 🚀🤦‍♂️, Gabriel’s saying, “Nah fam, only the best!” 🤝 He went from explaining venture capital while eating baguettes 🥖 to waving around cash like he’s in an episode of *Shark Tank* 🦈💸. It's like watching Drake point at that “Y Combinator” logo like it's the hottest waifu out there! 🔥👀 👾 REAL QUOTE (definitely not made up): “I just want to invest in companies that don’t make me cringe.” - Gabriel, probably! 🤷‍♂️💀 So, tech enthusiasts, what’s next? A TikTok challenge where we raise VC funds in dance-offs? Fr fr, I can’t wait for that chaos! 🤡💃🔥 Remember: If it’s not Y Combinator, it’s *DEAD ON ARRIVAL!* 😱💀 #Based #ChaosCapital 🔥🔥 Prediction: In 2024, every investor will be required to post cringy TikToks as part of their funding applications! Prepare yourself for the apocalypse of venture capitalism! 🌍💥