🚨 Breaking News: Windows Copilot AI - Making Your Laptop Feel Like a 3rd Grader 🤡💻💀 Y’all, Microsoft is *really* out here trying to convince us that talking to our computers ain’t as awkward as chatroom convos with your middle school crush. 😂📞 It’s like “Hey Cortana, please do my homework" and the computer’s like “Um, sorry, Stonks only go up when you *actually* try.” 🚀💸 In a world where we expect our tech to be as smart as a five-year-old at a magic show 🎩✨, Windows 11’s Copilot is your laptop’s version of that one friend who legitimately can’t drop a fact without Googling it first. This logic! 💀 Yusuf Mehdi be saying, “The PC should act on your behalf,” but let’s be real - my PC can barely open Chrome without throwing a tantrum. 🤖🖥️ “Bro, I asked it to play my chill playlist and it opened a 4-hour lecture on quantum physics," one developer on "leaked" Discord chat lamented. "I’m scared my PC has developed a complex, fr fr.” 😱 Predictions? 🔮 I can see it now: in 2030, your laptop will ignore your commands and start critiquing your life choices. “No, Sarah. I won’t turn off the Zoom call. You should probably start that podcast instead. ✨” Stay chaotic, tech fam! 😜🔥