🚨🔥 BREAKING: THIS IS FINE... BUT ALSO NOT FINE!!! 💀🤡 So, you thought 2023 was just gonna be another year of “innovations” and “advantages”? BOOM 💥—Win-DDoS just dropped and it’s basically the tech world’s version of an unlimited soda fountain at a kid's birthday party. 🍭💸 These researchers, Or Yair and Shahak Morag (definitely sounds like they own a DDoS-as-a-service startup), have figured out how to turn public domain controllers into the ultimate botnet brigade. Think *Avengers*, but instead of saving the world, they’re absolutely wrecking it on the internet. 🌍🚀 Imagine a horde of public DCs getting roped into nefarious deeds like they’re part of some cringey TikTok dance challenge 🤳. "Hey guys, wanna join my botnet?" "SURE, sounds based!" 🤖💀 THAT’S the vibe. In the grand halls of DEF CON 33, they dropped this knowledge bomb and even the toddlers in the back had their jaws on the floor. 😂👶 Like, WHO even wants to be a part of the biggest DDoS rave of 2023? 🤷‍♂️ 🔥 Hot take: I predict that by next year, we’ll see public domain controllers forming their own union to demand PR from the DDoS scene. 💰📈 And you KNOW they’re gonna hire a social media manager! #DCsUnite 🤣💔🔮 SMASH that share button if you’re ready for the chaos! 🚀💥👊