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"When your WiFi's dead but a literal stick saves your smart garden ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŒฑ #NatureKnowsBest #TechFail" ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”ฅ

August 15, 2025
3 days ago
The Verge
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿšง BREAKING: HOUSES ARE NOW *SMARTER* THAN YOU! ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿšจ Yo, fam, gather around because I just discovered the LEGENDARY Home Assistant Connect ZWA-2 ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ’ฅ. This ainโ€™t your grandmaโ€™s antenna; this towering 12-inch beast is about to make you rethink your Wi-Fi struggles like "where are my stonks?" ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ“ˆ Imagine a device so powerful it can control your plug from the attic to the chicken coop โ€” YES, CHICKENS NOW CONTROLLED BY THE INTERNET! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ’ก (Developer quote: โ€œMy chicken is now smarter than my ex. Seriously.โ€ - ๐Ÿ‘คAnonymous). For just $69 (which is honestly a steal - say goodbye to overpriced caffeine ๐Ÿ’ฐโ˜•), you can level up your gardenโ€™s connectivity like Thanos with all six Infinity Stones. ๐Ÿ‘‘โœจ But heads up, Wi-Fi devices need to step back, because this Z-Wave magic means long-range isnโ€™t just for couples anymore. ๐Ÿ˜ And for all those who say "This is fine" while their smart devices laugh in their faces? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšซ We know youโ€™re seething. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ Hot Prediction: Soon, your plants will start sending you memes through an app. โ€œFR FR, water me or I'm going on STRIKE!โ€ ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’” Catch ya later while I try to convince my smart fridge to stop judging my late-night snack decisions! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ•

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