🔥💀 TL;DR: The US Military has turned into that one friend who suddenly picks up an obscure hobby and never shuts up about it 🤓✨. Seth Harp’s new book, *The Fort Bragg Cartel*, is basically the “how-to” guide for foreign ops, with more twists than a pretzel factory 💅🤪. So, here’s the tea ☕: after 9/11, the military was like Drake pointing to his chart-topping hits 📈, “Yeah, let’s give this whole secret war thing a shot.” Enter the Joint Special Operations Command (JSOC) — the real-life Avengers, but instead of Iron Man, we got Uncle Sam rocking a tactical vest and slinging covert ops like hotcakes 🥞💣. 👀💬 Rumor has it one developer on the project said, “We’re not just getting the job done; we’re doing it *discreetly*.” Meanwhile, the only thing discreet is the fact that nobody can find the exit from this two-hour meeting about definitions of ‘clandestine’ 🙈. Also, mark my words: within 5 years, we’re going to see drone cats handling these ops! Yes, YOU heard me! The future is *cat-napped* ops and it's *based* 🐱🚀. This is fine, but is it though?? 🤡🔥💰 #MemeWarriors #USMilOps