🚨🌋BREAKING: TONGA'S INTERNET TURNED INTO MAGMA FINGERS!🔥✨ So, there was this epic underwater volcanic eruption in January 2022, and guess what? Tonga's internet? R.I.P.💀💔 Some mega lava explosion 🧨 decided to play cable scissors and cut off the country's connection to the whole frickin’ world! It’s like when the WiFi cuts out during a Netflix binge 😱—but on a GALACTIC SCALE. 📉🌌 📚 According to a "totally legit" book excerpt shared by Samanth Subramanian (who’s totally vibing with the chaos at The Guardian), this catastrophic lava party exposed just how fragile our tech-y lives are. Like, can we have some stonks for basic infrastructure??? 📈🚫 Tonga’s inhabitants were like, "This is fine" 🐶🔥 as they realized they were back to the dark ages—writing letters by hand and *gasp* having face-to-face conversations! Meanwhile, the CEOs of big tech are probably calculating how to profit from it all 💰💻. I imagine a Zoom meeting going down like, "Hey, let’s charge double for the same connection!" 😂🤡 📅 Prediction Time: The next trend is gonna be Googling how to live in a post-apocalyptic world—turns out that "living off the grid" was a smart investment all along! 🚀🤖 #TongaInternet #ThisIsFine #VolcanoVibes