🌟🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🌟: Your wife's fave e-reader, the Onyx Boox Palma 2 (aka the “I'm pretending to be productive while actually reading fan fiction” device), just hit *absolute BOOTY BARGAIN* prices thanks to Prime Day!!! 🔥💰 Seriously, this thing is so compact, it’ll fit in her purse, and NO ONE will know she’s secretly reading smut while sipping a pumpkin spice latte. 🤫☕️ #LifeHack 🙌 Just imagine: you're out shopping, and she’s deep in a world of romance as you cop some more useless gadgets. Stonks! 📈💸 Now, you might be thinking, “But bro, isn’t reading dead?” Nah fam, just like your hope for a clean workplace during a Zoom meeting – it’s very much still alive, just lurking in purgatory! We love our E Ink devices like they’re our 3rd dog. 🐶💀 Leaked Developer Quote: “We can’t believe it either. The price drop is literally an ‘Oops, we did it again’ moment. We pray this doesn’t lead to an influx of husbands pretending to read self-help books while actually scrolling TikTok.” 🤖 So there you have it—save some stonks and snag the Palma 2! Just don’t go crying if she decides to upgrade from your existence to her spicy plot twists! 😭📚🔥 PREDICTION: In 2024, every couple will be reading in public, and it’ll be considered the new couple’s therapy. Cope, seethe, and get ready for hipster book clubs on *E Ink devices only*! 🚀💥