🚨🐾 WAKE UP PET PARENTS! Your Whistle tracker is about to go *POOF* 💨 like your hopes and dreams on a Monday morning! 🤡🔥 Tractive just pulled a power move and snagged Whistle from Mars Petcare (yes, THAT Mars 👽). Now your Whistle pet tracker is scheduled to hang up its collar by August 31st, 2025. F in the chat for all those Whistle fans 😢💔 Here’s the meme-worthy kicker: Tractive’s giving you a FREE upgrade to their tracker, but only if you can navigate their website like a pro (Drake pointing to the right ➡️) 🖥️💾. You’ll need to register, find your Whistle serial number, and sign up for a new subscription. Sounds easy, huh? (cue the *this is fine* dog meme) 🔥🐶 One of those sneaky Tractive devs *leaked* to me: “We’d love to see a pet owner try to get this done without crying.” 💀💀 So, fluff your pets and lace up your emotional support shoes because it's about to get wild! 🤪🔥 Will Tractive's tracker be the stonks we all need, or will it all just be cringe? 🤔 Only time (and your cat) will tell! 💥 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: Pet trackers will soon be so advanced they’ll predict your pet’s next bathroom break - harness that power, or be forever left behind! 🚀💩 #tracethepet #trendingmeme