🚨💀 PAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWNED! 🚀👾 Let's dive into the latest cyber chaos where the Brazilian WhatsApp scene just got GUTTED by a Python-based worm called… WAIT FOR IT… "Eternidade Stealer." Yeah, it sounds like a villain from some low-budget anime, but it's real and it’s stealing bank info like a kid in a candy store! 🍭💸 So basically, this worm is slithering through WhatsApp like it’s just been gifted the "Best New Character" award at the Meme-O-Rama 🤡. Imagine your friends getting pranked so hard they’re like, “This is fine,” while their money disappears. 😂💰 “Yo, it’s using IMAP (not 'I’m Mad About Python' but close enough) to fetch some gourmet malware directly to your phone,” a *totally-true* dev muttered while sipping their overpriced coffee ☕. But wait, there's ACTUAL TEA ☕☕☕: Cybersecurity peeps say this shady situation is like the low-budget sequel to "E.T." but instead of Reese's Pieces, we’re talking bank details. 🥴 🔥 Unhinged prediction time: By 2025, WhatsApp will be running a "Worm of the Month" feature as a way to boost engagement. 😅📲 So next time you see your friends posting memes about tripping over malware, just remember: it’s not an April Fool's joke, fam. It’s just another day in the dystopian tech-sphere. 🤖❌💔 #StonksOrSunk #WhatchaGonnaDoNext?