🚨 BREAKING: Government Websites Go Full Karen Mode! 🚨 Folks, the Trump administration has just slapped on some banners that scream "Radical Left Democrats are ruining everything!" 🙄🗣️💥 Can we NOT? It’s like they turned federal websites into a Facebook comment section at Thanksgiving. 🍂💔💻 Imagine this: you’re just trying to get your farm subsidy info, and BOOM 💣, right above it in big, bold text: “It's the Dems’ fault for your outage!” Like, bro, this ain't Twitter, stop @-ing everyone! 😂📉 The Department of Agriculture is now basically a political ad for The Donald, saying he’s the hero we need. “He feeds, fuels, and clothes the American people”—my man sounds like a rancher version of Captain America! 🇺🇸🦸‍♂️ And peep this: the Treasury website has a real-life countdown timer like it's New Year’s Eve for the Apocalypse! 🎉⏳ You know the vibes: "This is fine." 🔥💀 Rumor is (leaked by a "very reliable" source 😉) that a dev said, "Feds keep playing politics and my code will end up on r/Trashy." Get ready for a 2024 campaign where the “Hope” is just a banner of “Keep the Apocalyptic Shutdown Coming!” 🤑🤑🚀 Prediction: In 3 years, we'll elect a new president based solely on the best government website memes. Don't sleep on it! 💀✨💸